HELLO THERE MY NAME IS CARRIE AND THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY RIGHT NOW!!Tumblr (3.0; @thingsthatrhymewithcarrie)http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthnation.tumblr.com/post/50131973154/will-u-still-love-me-when-im-no-longer-young-and">earthnation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking</p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062844696http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062844696Wed, 22 May 2013 07:10:54 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jesussbabymomma.tumblr.com/post/51020417610/does-anyone-else-make-scenarios-in-their-head-of">jesussbabymomma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7</p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062818232http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062818232Wed, 22 May 2013 07:10:05 -0400<p><a href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/51043007091/i-hate-when-people-say-tanks-instead-of-thanks" class="tumblr_blog">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude</p></blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062756683http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062756683Wed, 22 May 2013 07:08:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35ugfkias1qhtg0po1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drackiszunk.tumblr.com/post/42292312696/one-of-the-best-pokemon-ever">drackiszunk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>One of the best Pokemon ever.</p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062750254http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062750254Wed, 22 May 2013 07:08:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3af08196c1120905f6ac5336b0798630/tumblr_mn60fsCwQu1qb0yllo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73398e7008a28fea2422dd4e3dab1de1/tumblr_mn60fsCwQu1qb0yllo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/891b0b812a2a95d692cabd54b32a863e/tumblr_mn60fsCwQu1qb0yllo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3894778dfe3490b1cb7875c9d5b017f0/tumblr_mn60fsCwQu1qb0yllo4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cdd35460b597ef452557bd47ce44812/tumblr_mn60fsCwQu1qb0yllo5_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ff9cc373838b452096a549791a9f8be/tumblr_mn60fsCwQu1qb0yllo6_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30324c3889990bd927975740226d50c8/tumblr_mn60fsCwQu1qb0yllo8_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b688611bc2bfda33fc5bac751bd2a55e/tumblr_mn60fsCwQu1qb0yllo9_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/298620cc7dfbd05b2cf3f68e273f4b3a/tumblr_mn60fsCwQu1qb0yllo10_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00d45fa22eaea76b20d1072f4ebdbf8c/tumblr_mn60fsCwQu1qb0yllo7_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thehuntersdomain.tumblr.com/post/51044269856/caligirliniowa-bubonickitten-help-i-cant">thehuntersdomain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caligirliniowa.tumblr.com/post/51011004857/bubonickitten-help-i-cant-stop-laughing">caligirliniowa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bubonickitten.tumblr.com/post/51010699908/help-i-cant-stop-laughing">bubonickitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>help, i can’t stop laughing</p> </blockquote> <p>mary had a little lamb.. </p> <p>lady gaga… hahahahaha</p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>EA IS TRYING TO PUBLISH IT. </strong></em></p> <p><em><strong>TELLING OFF SPONGEBOB</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062744495http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062744495Wed, 22 May 2013 07:07:49 -0400Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU<br /> <br /> meanwhile in Norway: welcome to the fucking news<br /> <br /> meanwhile in the UK: dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062650730http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062650730Wed, 22 May 2013 07:04:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freeshawarmas.tumblr.com/post/50829172401">freeshawarmas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jehovas-witness.tumblr.com/post/50183264613/internetexplorers-cheese3d-nothings-worse">jehovas-witness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/50183086927">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheese3d.tumblr.com/post/39154688980/nothings-worse-than-soft-grapes">cheese3d</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nothings worse than soft grapes</p> </blockquote> <p>soft apples</p> </blockquote> <p>soft dicks</p> </blockquote> <p>☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽</p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062648097http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062648097Wed, 22 May 2013 07:04:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bbd7adedfead401fb87977deaf97486/tumblr_mmwrskephb1s5h198o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062614247http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062614247Wed, 22 May 2013 07:03:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://romulusthread.tumblr.com/post/46216404145/panemsrebellion-romulusthread-stop">romulusthread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://panemsrebellion.tumblr.com/post/46216320397/romulusthread-stop-unfollowing-me-i-have-5">panemsrebellion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://romulusthread.tumblr.com/post/46216240349">romulusthread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT</p> </blockquote> <p>you are a gay teenage boy</p> </blockquote> <p>NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN</p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062596096http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062596096Wed, 22 May 2013 07:03:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angelwithwormstache.tumblr.com/post/46479281056/portablemiah-benskid-portablemiah">angelwithwormstache</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://portablemiah.tumblr.com/post/46478869742/benskid-portablemiah-illegal-immigrants-you">portablemiah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benskid.tumblr.com/post/46478609355/portablemiah-illegal-immigrants-you-mean-white">benskid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://portablemiah.tumblr.com/post/46478524421/illegal-immigrants-you-mean-white-people">portablemiah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>illegal immigrants? you mean white people</p> </blockquote> <p>except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. </p> </blockquote> <p>did you actually just say white people created society in america</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e60c8d76e731e4ef87a343d149d1830a/tumblr_inline_mkcpquodn81qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062590800http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062590800Wed, 22 May 2013 07:03:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pignite.tumblr.com/post/49711474483/unzips-pants-its">pignite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*unzips pants*</p> <p>it’s</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e3eec4880654ad12b5f47cabc46fed29/tumblr_inline_mmcchrJVnx1r7snx4.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062579573http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062579573Wed, 22 May 2013 07:02:45 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://derekunchained.tumblr.com/post/51046394182/flutterlings-the-whole-yahoo-tumblr-thing-is">derekunchained</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flutterlings.tumblr.com/post/50919272615/the-whole-yahoo-tumblr-thing-is-rly-just-like-when">flutterlings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f83804393663f2a9181d3cbf1339ca16/tumblr_inline_mn6lhvGPG81qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062567958http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062567958Wed, 22 May 2013 07:02:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c77b7b64e27e3e9ab057ee6e01f574f7/tumblr_mkzv5bBCB11rk0uv7o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/51054864688/irwingmusic-lovethyhippie-smoothest-move" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irwingmusic.tumblr.com/post/51054434614/lovethyhippie-smoothest-move-ever-club-shit">irwingmusic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovethyhippie.tumblr.com/post/51045499245/smoothest-move-ever">lovethyhippie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Smoothest move ever</p> </blockquote> <p>club shit</p> </blockquote> <p>that cat can boogie. where is this from?</p></blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062557912http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062557912Wed, 22 May 2013 07:02:05 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jinn0uchi.tumblr.com/post/51034211029/dendropsyche-okay-so-i-just-saw-the-most">jinn0uchi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dendropsyche.tumblr.com/post/51033029024/okay-so-i-just-saw-the-most-ridiculous-thing-at">dendropsyche</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today</p> <p>so we come across this thing</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/aa58cbfdafe77f667aace3cac2d5dee7/tumblr_inline_mn6dn0fP3U1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>and we discover you can turn it inside out and</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/dc1c89e530657be9ee6b0c2935beb8c7/tumblr_inline_mn6dnsDkc31qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f9023a43edde021f6969c149e1360257/tumblr_inline_mn6do2MuJl1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8b3e4db01644cb9c72e1e7498eddb717/tumblr_inline_mn6doiB1Qp1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>ITS HELLO KITTY I’M<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a173edaf039100dfaf0e1ba1376028d7/tumblr_inline_mn6dotJaTt1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/163ce2e5a29a24975a430c718bf844e3/tumblr_inline_mn6dp0H7Fg1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c1fca0305b4e111b0bc5989900dafb5e/tumblr_inline_mn6dq6mVY01qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE</p> </blockquote> <p>why the <em>fuck</em></p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062473425http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062473425Wed, 22 May 2013 06:59:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ecac1d5ec126e7df3bd61031ca09987/tumblr_mn3tnaEnn31qllayyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b25ca398b52385f1c58ba184ab775ae/tumblr_mn3tnaEnn31qllayyo2_r1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7cd57fc70ef864b34a72a845229bb0ce/tumblr_mn3tnaEnn31qllayyo3_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nipahdubs.tumblr.com/post/50912662512/meet-chanchans-older-brother">nipahdubs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Meet ChanChan’s older brother </p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062446544http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062446544Wed, 22 May 2013 06:58:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boygrimlark.tumblr.com/post/51030689733">boygrimlark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scout-ebubbles.tumblr.com/post/51028275620">scout-ebubbles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://docot.tumblr.com/post/51027068579/freddybenson-leovaldezstyle-freddybenson">docot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freddybenson.com/post/51026908417/leovaldezstyle-freddybenson-a-b-c">freddybenson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leovaldezstyle.tumblr.com/post/51018197473/freddybenson-a-b">leovaldezstyle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freddybenson.com/post/51013606293/a">freddybenson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A</p> </blockquote> <p>B</p> </blockquote> <p>C</p> </blockquote> <p>the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours</p> </blockquote> <p>D</p> </blockquote> <p>E</p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062432624http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062432624Wed, 22 May 2013 06:58:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b5525431f02e4936d22b10b7f2dc531/tumblr_mmpdkyUrMZ1s0h2gto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>said everyone on tumblr ever </span></p> </blockquote>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062393179http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062393179Wed, 22 May 2013 06:57:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ddb991f07775253421ff9f2dbaee1fd/tumblr_mm8sfnglhH1qlrxk7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062373885http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062373885Wed, 22 May 2013 06:56:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4zefdPbU1rgpyeqo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062359531http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062359531Wed, 22 May 2013 06:56:10 -0400me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it <br /> me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062314059http://thingsthatrhymewithcarrie.tumblr.com/post/51062314059Wed, 22 May 2013 06:54:44 -0400