April 2012
cool people on omegle
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: QUICK! spider monkey, unbreon, or a lamp! you can only save one
Stranger: The Lamp. That shit costs money.
You: i can respect your choice
Stranger: I mean, I fuckin love monkeys ok…
Stranger: but we can breed more.
You: well who doesnt?
You: and they do steal my bananas
Stranger: and I have no idea who or what...