I have a sixpack. Of crayons.
the afterlife: Harry Potter and the Times He Was... →
nevillethebamf: “Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!” “Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do you…